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whippany park high school 

the shittiest school in morris county new jersey. this school is full of crackheads, white, white, and more white racist republicans. everyone at this school basically wants to drop out of how shitty the teachers and people are. everyone hates each other and their own friends. all the students are fake as shit and you will most likely get trust issues if you attend this school!!
damn is that a whippany park high school football varsity jacket?
hell yeah we’re shit at football we haven’t won a game in 2 years!!

Whippany Park Highschool

1) The football team is ass.

2) The marching band used to be good but is now ass as well.
3) Cheerleaders are irrelevant.

4) Almost everyone is white.

5) No one knows how to wear their mask properly.
6) The asians are either bullied or white washed.
7) Mr. Kelly is my 13th reason.
8) Learn math on ur own if u don't wanna fail cuz math teachers don't do shit.
9) the café fries are BUSSIN.
10) no one actually knows how politics actually work, they get all their info from tiktok.
11) House on Mango street is cancer

12) Honors Englsih is a joke

13) Profe Beyer and Curly Cal are the only ones that care about your mental health

14) AACC is probably the worst club at this point

15) Ms. Vitale flirts with all the popular guys it's sus

16) Our only flex is being better than Hanover Park (sister school)
Bob: Oh u go to whippany park highschool?!
Jennie: Yea it's awful here

Bob: Transfer to Hanover Park
Jennie: Oh hell nawh that's a different type of awful

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026