whiffle boat
The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.
whiffle boat by Davewd April 10, 2008
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Flying Aunt Whifflebottome
The Flying Aunt Whifflebottome is a sexual position in which two parties (Generally male, although females with strapons HAVE been known to preform this act as well) enter a third party through the rectum, using their genitalia, or artificial genitalia, while in some sort of open air environment (EX. While free falling, on a trampoline, or even during a simple jump). The two parties first mentioned enter together, and act as one unified organ, sliding in and out. Warning: This act is not to be preformed without some form of lubricant (Silicone lube will work, but K Lube is preferable).
"Last night Jacob and Evan gave me an Flying Aunt Whifflebottome. I won't be able to walk for a week!"
Flying Aunt Whifflebottome by Pimpernickle July 6, 2014
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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