wherefare
wherefare by Hercolena Oliver March 29, 2009
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@wherearetheavocados by bobododo November 18, 2018
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare
One of the newer titles to come out of Sex-A-Vision's porn network of gaming. Includes modern-day whores blowing the crap out of Russian guys. With both their mouths and large automatic weapons.
Two guys talking about Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare
Guy A: Hey, have you played Modern Whorefare 2 yet?
Guy B: Yeah, got blown, then blown up!
Guy A: Hey, have you played Modern Whorefare 2 yet?
Guy B: Yeah, got blown, then blown up!
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare by RoninEx October 11, 2011
wherearetheavocados
I came across this *account* called *wherearetheavocados* , and all of a sudden I FUCKEN dreamed about dis bitch . And I'll admit this *Billie i lish* dude made me straight up gay
wherearetheavocados by Billiesbestfriend October 30, 2018
wherefore
Due to the presence of "where", many people mistake this Shakespearean word to mean "where", but it actually means "why".
"...there's the catalog... with a cartoon of Shakespeare's Juliet standing on her balcony, gazing off into the distance, and asking 'Wherefore art thou, teaching aids?' Lower on the page, Romeo stares up at Juliet and says 'Inside! Eighteen new publications plus many other fine materials.'... any teaching aid that advertises itself by questioning its own existance is falling down in the marketing department." -Richard Lederer.
"...there's the catalog... with a cartoon of Shakespeare's Juliet standing on her balcony, gazing off into the distance, and asking 'Wherefore art thou, teaching aids?' Lower on the page, Romeo stares up at Juliet and says 'Inside! Eighteen new publications plus many other fine materials.'... any teaching aid that advertises itself by questioning its own existance is falling down in the marketing department." -Richard Lederer.
wherearethegucciflipflops
“wherearethegucciflipflops” was invented by jared._.r,which he is using as a group chat name.It’s just not a group chat name,it means that his friend are his Gucci Flip Flops and always be with him.He will always be here for his friends and maybe his friends will be here for him.Thanks to the best friends I can ever have.
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wherearethegucciflipflops by jard.-. March 9, 2019
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