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Wheelbarrowing 

A popular pastime enjoyed by young and old alike.
You must first pick your animal or person to wheel barrow then pour lighter fluid on its face. Set this alight and then raise the animals back legs up, insert your hard cock, and run as far along a rural (or motorway for those city slickers)road as you can before the animal dies, stops running on its front legs and starts to turn into mince as you push it along the road.

Sheep are often used due to their accomodating height and durable build. You can get five times further along the road wheelbarroing a sheep as compared to a sheep dog.
Tourist: (Driving along an unlight country road with his family in his people carrier) Honey, what the hell is that coming towards us?
Honey: It...it..it seems to be a man wheelbarrowing a sheep?!
Tourist: Get your camera ready kids!
Honey: I'm gay. I want a divorce.
Wheelbarrowing by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

Wheelburrowing 

A sexual act in which one party drives the other party into the ground in a wheelbarrow formation while plowing them.
Alex still has dirt and grass on his face from participating in some intense wheelburrowing last night.
Wheelburrowing by anonymous December 17, 2018

wheelbarrowage 

The art of transporting soil via wheelbarrow.
That's like the backyard main runway of wheelbarrowage.
wheelbarrowage by BuntaAE86 April 19, 2020