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what's up now 

A rhetorical question used when one is in a difficult predicament and the circumstances suddenly change in his/her favor, such as when the person in trouble pulls out a gat or when his/her posse shows up ready to whoop some ass. Often followed by "bitch" or "punk" to further assert dominance.
Barack Obama: "Now that I've won the Iowa caucus, I have the Democratic nomination in the bag. The New Hampshire primary is going to be a walk in the park."
(Hillary Clinton wins New Hampshire primary)
Hillary Clinton: "Hell yeah! What's up now, bitch???"
(Barack Obama wins the Democratic nomination)
Hillary Clinton (obviously insincerely): "Congratulations, Senator Obama. I am so happy for you. The American people definitely made the right choice."
Barack Obama: "Three words, Senator Clinton: WHAT'S UP NOW?!?!?!"
what's up now by Nicholas D February 26, 2009

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

πŸŽ‹ yo 🎎 what 😒 is πŸ‘¨ 🦰 up 🀴 you 🀴 Guys πŸ‘Œ right 😎 now πŸ™Ž ♂️ we 🀑 are πŸ˜› at πŸ‘Ή McDonalds 😑 and πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ we 🩱 just 😏 found πŸ€— out 🎨 whenπŸŽ— you πŸ‘¨ 🦰 come πŸ‘¨ 🦳 to πŸŽ… McDonalds πŸ’€ at ☦ 3AM ☺ you πŸ₯Ά can 🎟 get 🎒 the πŸ‘ Among 🩱 us πŸ‘© 🎨 Happy πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ Meal πŸ¦— 

woah 😳 ࢞
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πŸŽ‹ yo 🎎 what 😒 is πŸ‘¨ 🦰 up 🀴 you 🀴 Guys πŸ‘Œ right 😎 now πŸ™Ž ♂️ we 🀑 are πŸ˜› at πŸ‘Ή McDonalds 😑 and πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ we 🩱 just 😏 found πŸ€— out 🎨 whenπŸŽ— you πŸ‘¨ 🦰 come πŸ‘¨ 🦳 to πŸŽ… McDonalds πŸ’€ at ☦ 3AM ☺ you πŸ₯Ά can 🎟 get 🎒 the πŸ‘ Among 🩱 us πŸ‘© 🎨 Happy πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ Meal πŸ¦—

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY! 

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!
I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!

πŸŽ‹ yo 🎎 what 😒 is πŸ‘¨ 🦰 up 🀴 you 🀴 Guys πŸ‘Œ right 😎 now πŸ™Ž ♂️ we 🀑 are πŸ˜› at πŸ‘Ή McDonalds 😑 and πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ we 🩱 just 😏 found πŸ€— out 🎨 whenπŸŽ— you πŸ‘¨ 🦰 come πŸ‘¨ 🦳 to πŸŽ… McDonalds πŸ’€ at ☦ 3AM ☺ you πŸ₯Ά can 🎟 get 🎒 the πŸ‘ Among 🩱 us πŸ‘© 🎨 Happy πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ Meal πŸ¦— 

πŸŽ‹ yo 🎎 what 😒 is πŸ‘¨ 🦰 up 🀴 you 🀴 Guys πŸ‘Œ right 😎 now πŸ™Ž ♂️ we 🀑 are πŸ˜› at πŸ‘Ή McDonalds 😑 and πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ we 🩱 just 😏 found πŸ€— out 🎨 whenπŸŽ— you πŸ‘¨ 🦰 come πŸ‘¨ 🦳 to πŸŽ… McDonalds πŸ’€ at ☦ 3AM ☺ you πŸ₯Ά can 🎟 get 🎒 the πŸ‘ Among 🩱 us πŸ‘© 🎨 Happy πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ Meal πŸ¦—
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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