whamhead 

A male who may be facially challenged, but dresses carefully so as to appear more attractive than he really is. A whamhead will know exactly what they are doing and will ply their craft with expertise. Ever seen the butters bloke down the boozer with a fit girlfriend? Whamhead at work.

Dude, check out that bird at the bar....
She's got a fella, he's a proper whamhead
Fuck me, what an ugly mug!

Dapper though, fair play.

whamhead by Tomdidthis December 21, 2015

Wham head 

Someone who is clueless, bears stupidity that is incomparable, and is a genuine abomination to society.

"How can you say that? Kyle, you are a total wham head."
"I wish you weren't such a wham head"

Wham head by Hayd23 November 6, 2013

Wham Head 

Anyone who used to wear tracksuits and have now turned to jeans, Topman pumps and smaller t-shirts then their actual body size as well as sporting heavily gelled and styled hair and regularly using the sunbeds and steroids.

"Owen Woodworth is such a Wham Head."

"Adam McCabe is a propper Wham Head, His gear is 100% benzocaine."

Wham Head by L39 Anti-Wham March 10, 2009