whalked

pronounced whall - kd

it means to be really stoned fron weed or hash, eg whacked, baked, bock eyed, high etc

i am absolutely whalked right now, if i took another pull of that joint my lungs would collapse

whalked by maco1991 July 1, 2009

Whacked up 

When someone gets shot and killed or really gets the shit beat out them

Hear what happen to that boy Gahndi?

Nah

Boy got whacked up

Whacked up by MurkAm1 November 5, 2018

walked in on 

to go into a room and see what someone is doing, when they did not want to be seen

Mom just walked in on me when I nutted all over Rachel's face .... awks

walked in on by dngrsgurlx June 25, 2017

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

whacked 

There is heaps of meanings for 'whacked'.
a. To be killed.
b. To be hit.
c. Hungover.
d. Stupid.
e. Bloody awesome.
f. Drunk.
g. Stoned.
h. Not working properly.
i. Stuffed.

a. Man his car flipped straight off the cliff, police found him whacked.
b. he was so whacked, face was all bleeding and shit.
c. Ohh man I woke up so festy, my heads whacked.
d. What a fucking whacked driver, ran the red light straight in front of me.
e. You are so bloody whacked man, gotta love ya !
f. I've had so much yo drink me and Maddy are whacked as.
g. Fuck mannn I'm too whacked to talk all your serious shit.
h. Computers bloody whacked, heap of junk.
i. Good luck with that, I wouldn't bother with something so whacked !

whacked by Court Jeremiahh March 28, 2008

dog walked

To beat the living shit out of someone.

This nigga provoked me so I dog walked his ass.

dog walked by naruto star April 5, 2016

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand 

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand by A real n-word October 23, 2019