Whale-Shark
Whale-Shark by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010
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whale shark
Youve seen em' in local clubs, bars, and hamburger stands worldwide. A whale shark is a close relative of the mud shark. Close but no cigar. She is the heftier, more robust white woman who prefers the meat of a nigg. The way that she differs from a mud shark is that weighing 300+ lbs is not stopping her from thinking she can wear hoochie clothes. Her head is usually pumped up by black men into thinking she is gods gift to this earth. Feel free to hunt these disgusting animals.
whale shark by jermdogg October 20, 2008
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Whale Shark
The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT
Whale Shark by Johnathan loves whale sharks June 30, 2023
Whale Shark
1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
Whale Shark by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021
Whale shark
The best shark EVER.
Did you know Whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) are known as the biggest fish in the ocean, or gentle giants. A female of this species grows to about 15m or 49 ft. These sharks are known to not show any aggression towards human or other species. They feed on plankton, small shrimp and fish, they are also filter feeders. They swim at a speed of 5 km per hour, migrating a long way, while filtering 6,000 l of water per hour through their gills. They can be found swimming in warm temperature seas, expect the Mediterranean sea. Whale sharks have a layer of mucus on their body, which to the touch is scrubbed off, causing discomfort to the shark. They have a spot on their body that works like a fingerprint. They are silly. An adult whale shark, which less than 10 % actually make it to be one, can weigh something about 41,000 pounds. Their mouths, which when open can be around 4 feet, have no visible teeth, as there are thousands of tiny teeth in there. A whale shark who makes it to adulthood, makes it to be 150 years old. There have been no known records of whale sharks harming humans.
Did you know Whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) are known as the biggest fish in the ocean, or gentle giants. A female of this species grows to about 15m or 49 ft. These sharks are known to not show any aggression towards human or other species. They feed on plankton, small shrimp and fish, they are also filter feeders. They swim at a speed of 5 km per hour, migrating a long way, while filtering 6,000 l of water per hour through their gills. They can be found swimming in warm temperature seas, expect the Mediterranean sea. Whale sharks have a layer of mucus on their body, which to the touch is scrubbed off, causing discomfort to the shark. They have a spot on their body that works like a fingerprint. They are silly. An adult whale shark, which less than 10 % actually make it to be one, can weigh something about 41,000 pounds. Their mouths, which when open can be around 4 feet, have no visible teeth, as there are thousands of tiny teeth in there. A whale shark who makes it to adulthood, makes it to be 150 years old. There have been no known records of whale sharks harming humans.
Ex. Wendy:" What is your opinion on whale sharks? "
Garett:" WHALE SHARKS ARE THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET"
Garett:" WHALE SHARKS ARE THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET"
Whale shark by Saturnnz_rings December 31, 2023
whale shark triggered
Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish
whale shark triggered by Whale shark triggered September 30, 2017
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