whale queef Share definition Flag When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina "Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef" whale queef by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the whale queef mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch