Whale Poaching 

The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.

Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.

Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!

Whale Poaching by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016

Whale Poaching 

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

Whale Poaching by Darkhaven February 18, 2011