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handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.
"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

wheat thins 

A Whole wheat snack made by heat compressing pure wheat into little flakes and salt is added to make it super delicious.
I love my wheat thins packaged with a hieroglyphics tshirt.
wheat thins by Not Harvey May 8, 2007

wheat thins 

A baked cracker who tastes SO good it could make your soul leave your body just so it could become a wheat thin.
Did you hear Wheat Thins can cure CANCER?!
My g/f and I love Wheat Thins, because thats how we met.
Cause of death, Wheat Thins, do you concur Dr. Hyde? I concur.
wheat thins by fuuon October 10, 2005

wheat thins 

baked snack crackers. these things are so good. deliciously baked, lightly sweet and nutty wheat taste.
wheat thins by i<3chris July 15, 2005

Wheat Thins and Beer 

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.
"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

wheat thins 

the best snack ever!!!!!!!! never waste them. jeuin iz the only person (maybe he's not a person) who duznt like them. DIE!!!!
I ate wheat thins the whole day! and i got undepressed.
wheat thins by SRL September 26, 2004
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