DAWAN's definitions

woopshnit

"Peeps" that have been left outside in Easter eggs for over a year. Normally rained on and decomposed just enough to make them look like real baby birds eggs when finally found and opened.

"That whackjabob just ate a bunch of woopshnit!"

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

mishpop

The act of eating banana bread while hitting two spoons together in a vain attempt to make latin rock

Being forced to observe three bus drivers mud-wrestle to the death in a pit of boiling woopshnit.

That whackjabob mishpopped yesterday, and now he's scarred for life.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

jink dog

One who has recently had a facelift done by a anal surgeon.

Mr. Poe is a jink dog

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Barbra Streisand is a jink dog.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003