4 definitions by DAWAN

jink dog

One who has recently had a facelift done by a anal surgeon.

Mr. Poe is a jink dog

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Barbra Streisand is a jink dog.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

woopshnit

"Peeps" that have been left outside in Easter eggs for over a year. Normally rained on and decomposed just enough to make them look like real baby birds eggs when finally found and opened.

"That whackjabob just ate a bunch of woopshnit!"

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

mishpop

The act of eating banana bread while hitting two spoons together in a vain attempt to make latin rock

Being forced to observe three bus drivers mud-wrestle to the death in a pit of boiling woopshnit.

That whackjabob mishpopped yesterday, and now he's scarred for life.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003