whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

Whacked the Otter

another word for masturbation while your partner sleeps, after the sex has occurred.

After they made love, He whacked the otter in the tent while she slept.

by schwinky October 11, 2021

Wickety-Whacked

To get absolutely crazy party drunk.

Dude we are going to get wickety-whacked at this fourth of July party!!!

by harlstheone July 2, 2021

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 30, 2020

Whack Headed

Boring as hell wanksta type shit!!!

"That Bitches Head wuz whack headed"

by Rome Rizzle May 29, 2003

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 19, 2018

base whack

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.

Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.

by Pseudonymousleme March 10, 2016