whack off

to mastrubate, jack off

Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner

by Travis December 08, 2002

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 04, 2008

whack off

my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping

i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good

by Yakov the Jack off September 29, 2003

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

whack off

to have sex with Pamela Handerson

I fucked her good last night, Pamela Handerson that is.

by Guy Mann December 28, 2003

whack off

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

by Fuck taht September 23, 2003

whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

by deepspace10 November 21, 2011