wetless 

No bitches

Tyler is so wetless

Tyler gets no bitches

wetless by Wetless October 26, 2022

Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.

1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.

Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019

wetness to laughter ratio 

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

wetness to laughter ratio by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.

When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

intellectual wetness by Ian P14 March 4, 2009

Wetnessday 

Another fun word for Wednesday. Horny on a Wednesday.

I'm going to have so much fun with my vibrator on wetnessday

Wetnessday by EmoUnicorn99 June 1, 2018

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

witless fucking cocksplat by curtis450 September 7, 2017

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

dick wetness by plugDrew October 3, 2019