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To get one's beak wet 

To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.

The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
Man's got to get his beak wet!

Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!

'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'

What is it to get one's beak wet?
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sloppy wet one 

when you get your dick sucked but she's slobbering and drooling all over your cock and balls
guy:

That bitch just gave me the best dick suck of my life. she drooled all over my dick and it dripped down to my balls she made it so wet it was the best. only paid her 40 bucks too.

other guy:

yeah dude thats called a sloppy wet one, you got a great deal!
sloppy wet one by hadeez May 4, 2015
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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