wet napkin

Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.
by melissuhann January 01, 2015
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wet napkin

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.
shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!
by bigdaddyhoss February 08, 2010
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Wet Napkin of a Human Being

When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.
OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.
by The Last True Mouthpiece December 01, 2022
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