wet napkin
wet napkin by melissuhann January 1, 2015
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a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.
wet napkin by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010
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wet napkin • Wet Napkin of a Human Being • Wet Napping • wet • wet back • wet dream • wet willy • wet blanket • wet fart • wet pussy
Wet Napkin of a Human Being
When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.
OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.
Wet Napkin of a Human Being by The Last True Mouthpiece December 1, 2022
Wet Napping
Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.
Wet Napping by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019
wetnapkin
When a woman squirts on a napkin and has there partner ring out and drink the squirt from the napkin
wetnapkin by wfwefwegwgweg123 March 12, 2021
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)