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western wanker

When a man is fucking the girls vagina in a weird and obscene way. In the man's left hand is an 1856 antique pistol with a chrome barrel, and a ten gallon hat on his head. The man then proceeds to pulverize the woman's asshole, until smoke begins to flow out of it. He then cools it off by throwing a 7-11 slurpee over it, sucks out her women juice with the straw.
Golly, i gave my bitch a western wanker last night, and her ass hole was smokeing so much i roasted a marshmallow over it.
by Dr Jackblackcock April 4, 2009
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Western Sydney Wanderers

A group of people usually no more than 11 men but often 10 when one of them does something illegal. They are often described as chokers or useless, you will know them by the smoke of red flares that follows them around. They live in the poorer areas of Sydney and make extra money turning tricks (sucking penis).
Have you seen the Western Sydney Wanderers? They choked again...
by RBB4lyf October 18, 2014
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