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Werthers Original 

-Getting a blow job from an old lady
-A blow job in a nursing home
I'd sure like Louise to give me a Werthers Original.

Your grandma is hot, do you think she'd give me a werthers original.
Werthers Original by Ozzy113 April 3, 2011

Werthers Original 

Cmon granny gimme a werthers original

Werther's Original 

An awesome caramel(most common flavor) candy made by the German candy-maker Storck. Has a distinct taste like no other. Also comes in chocolate, and chewy toffee. If you haven't tried it yet, well, you don't know what you're missing. I like to call them "Werther's". Here is a direct quote from the back of one of the Werther's Original bags:

"A long time ago, in the small European village of Werther, candy-maker Gustav Nebel created his finest candy. He used the best ingredients-real butter, fresh cream, white and brown sugars, a pinch of salt and a lot of time-to create a treasure worthy of being wrapped in gold. Because they turned out especially well, they were named Werther's Original in honor of the little village.
Crafting this smooth, creamy caramel became a family tradition handed down through generations.

Today, people all around the world enjoy the unique taste of Werther's Original."
1: Hey, want a Werther's Original?
2: Sure, thanks.
Werther's Original by Buggy424 October 18, 2008

Werther's Original 

A weird sex move from 50's
"I'd just ask your grandmother Kathy for a Werther's Original and then I'd hit the bricks."
Werther's Original by iluvclacker November 9, 2016

A Werther's Original 

Happens occasionally after anal sex with an old man or woman (<65) when they are unable to hold their bodily functions in and your semen mixes with their shit
Friend: Dude I heard you fucked Billy's grandma!!

You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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