Welting 

The sexual act of transferring one’s tonsil stones into the preferably long foreskin of the receiver during intense oral sex. These tonsil stones if left alone to ferment under said foreskin will generate a significant amount of smegma that commonly carries a very intense and fowl aroma.

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i can’t wait for it to start to ferment.

Welting by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024

Welting 

The act of transferring tonsil stones from inside the throat unto the receivers preferably long foreskin during oral sex which over time forms a significant amount of smegma under the foreskin that carries an insanely loud retched smell if left to ferment

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i hope the tonsil stones start cookin under there! this is definitely the new meta!!

Welting by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024

Welting 

The act of transferring tonsil stones from inside the throat unto the receivers preferably long foreskin during oral sex which over time forms a significant amount of smegma under the foreskin that carries an insanely loud retched smell if left to ferment

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i hope the tonsil stones start cookin under there! this is definitely the new meta!!

Welting by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024

Welting 

The act of transferring tonsil stones during oral sex from the tonsils into the inside of the receivers foreskin during oral sex. This buildup of tonsil stones then over time form a significant amount of smegma underneath the foreskin if left to ferment. Said smegma creates a very pungent oder compared to normal dick cheese

wow babe! i can still taste that welting sesh we had last night.

Welting by Climax the cool guy May 20, 2024

Welting and Belting 

Sexual Intercourse, phrase specific to Portadown, N Ireland.

Did you get any welting and belting last night?

Welting and Belting by Pat M25 October 4, 2010

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017