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Well I'll Be Damned 

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.
Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!
Well I'll Be Damned by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009

Well I gee 

to agree. Shortened version of 'well I guess'. Slang is derived from the west flats in the city of Prince Albert Saskatchewan.
person 1: "wanna go get drunk tonight?"

person 2: "well I gee"
Well I gee by dude1990 November 24, 2013

well I never 

1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
well I never by Nick D May 28, 2004

Well I ain't building no bookcase 

well I ain't building no bookcase

a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious

comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"
theres a pipe in front of you. you start packing it with pot your friend says "you gonna smoke that"
you say...

Well I ain't building no bookcase

well I'll be go to hell 

Variation of phrase used when reacting to something interesting or surprising ("well I'll be darned")used in reaction to something that doesn't make all that much sense, or is just stupid.
First guy: "I had to split the gearbox at the seam, opened it up, and there was an old bent roofing nail jamming the bitch"

Second guy: "Well I'll be go to hell"

The emphasis is generally on the word "I'll" and on the first three words "well I'll be".
The final three words are generally said in a softer tone, muttered, or said under one's breath.

Well I don't know 

When Rikki knows that he fucked up and it's trying to act stupid!!
Rikki what happen with this customer product?
Well I don't know!!
Well I don't know by Xcazz June 13, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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