Honkeyfied version of 'fo shigga my nigga.'

To sarcastically pretend to agree with someone of Caucasian background over a frivolous issue that is made out to be a serious life issue.
Whitey 1. I started out using an Android phone then switched to the iPhone thinking it would put me in a higher class. But after a few months I realized people using iPhones were no better than Android users so I switched back. Now I feel much better about myself and feel that I've gained back my life.

Whitey 2. Well alrighty my whitey.
by Pink Cheer Guy September 3, 2017
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