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Weinercondriac 

A man imagining an ailment pertaining to his weiner that doesn't exist.
The man who thought his otherwise healthy weiner was diseased or distressed was a weinercondriac
Weinercondriac by Orangedrummer23 February 10, 2015

weinerdonkus

Weinerdonkus is a mixture of a weiner, a donkey, and Jesus.
" Oh my god, her outfit is so Weinerdonkus!"

" I know right? She is like so totally Weinerdonkus!!"

" how weinerdonkulicicous?!"

" OMG, SOOOO Weinerdonkudus!"'

"WOW, she is sooo weinerdonkuboomboom!?"

weinerwacker 

A person who jerks off at a specific time everyday.
When Dan asked Anthony "Where is Kurt Thompson?"

Anthony responded: "Kurt Thompson is a Weinerwacker, he always jerks off at 3:30pm everyday"
weinerwacker by anthony gweeen January 1, 2009

weinercooter

A synonym for heterosexual, vaginal sex. It is usually used as an object with the verb "play."
Joe: "Why are you leaving the party so early? You're not going to bed, are you?"

John: "Nah, my girl is over and we're gonna go play a couple of rounds of weinercooter."

Joe: "So how'd the date go?"
John: "Awesome. We ended playing weinercooter."
weinercooter by CatBot March 4, 2010

Weincock 

A name given to someone with sexy thighs and a booming ass. This person is either a SIMP or a KING! He's got rosey red cheeks on his face and ass! Don't worry! They usually don't bite!
Person 1: "Hey Cole! How did last night go?"
Person 2: "I gave her the Weincock!"

Weinercopters

The act of taking one's penis and swinging it around in circles to resemble the blades of a helicopter.
I hate it when my weinercopters wipe out cities.
Weinercopters by mwil September 25, 2010