Joe: "Why are you leaving the party so early? You're not going to bed, are you?"

John: "Nah, my girl is over and we're gonna go play a couple of rounds of weinercooter."

Joe: "So how'd the date go?"
John: "Awesome. We ended playing weinercooter."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak