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weiner fat

The slab of man fat that is located below the belt and above the weiner.
Ronnie had to lift up Fred's weiner fat before he could lick the ball cheese off of his nutz.
weiner fat by C.T.E October 14, 2020
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Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick

This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.
goddamn that Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick will destroy my beef curtains for sure

Weinergate

The 2011 political scandal involving congressman Anthony Weiner and six women he allegedly sexted/received sexts from.

It began with a picture of a man with an erection showing through his boxers that was tweeted on Weiner's private Twitter account, which Weiner claimed wasn't him, and that he had been hacked.

More pictures had been released, and Weiner admitted to them being of him, one picture going as far as being taken in the House of Representatives gymnasium's locker room.

Several Democrats are pushing for his resignation, though he claims to have no plans to resign.
Several comedians have hilarious bits about Weinergate.
Weinergate by Hypn0toad June 14, 2011

weinerface 

n: one who is totally not cool, quite lame, and basically sucks at life. Not having an appendix is a sure fire way to be called a weinerface. Also, enjoying male genitalia, homosexuality, and weiner shaped heads will also qualify you as a weinerface.
Steve, you are such a weinerface!
weinerface by rordawg99 October 2, 2006

weinerhat 

1) not quite a dickhead.

2) a person with the potential of becoming a dickhead.

3) the slang term for someone who exhibits a mild propensity for dickish behavior when around an audience.

4) you.
"C'mon Billy, stop being such a weinerhat!"
weinerhat by 3WONINJA January 15, 2011

weinergate

Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
weinergate by Teratogen December 8, 2011

weinerface 

a person who expresses themselves as a full out weiner. this person has sudden urges to take part in weiner activities and usually runs around saying the word weiner. they cannot resist the word weiner or anything involving weiners.
Tj was being such a weinerface so i killed him.
weinerface by smittayyy December 8, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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