"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."
An Olympic sport; a test of how much one can lift in the Snatch and the Clean and Jerk.
Weight training is not weightlifting.
Bodybuilding is not weightlifting.
Powerlifting is not weightlifting.
Guy 1: I like to do weightlifting.
Guy 2: Oh really? How much can you snatch?
Guy 1: Snatch? I didn't say nothin' about no pussy man, you crazy. I bench about 960.
Guy 2: Oh I see, weight training.
Someone who believes that people are superior to or inferior to others on account of their respective heights, or that people of differing heights have different moral qualities and intellectual capabilities.
"Howard Dean is short. He probably has anger issues," opined the heightist talk show host.