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weightman middle school 

a school where every guy acts gay for each other. everybody’s a thot and thinks it cool to send nudes. some teachers are okay. others are completely bitches. even though we’re ass at sports, it’s better than john long.
omg have you heard about the game at weightman middle school?

Paul Wightman 

A legendary figure who has been able to out party parties.
Someone who is extraordinarily handsome with great wit and an IQ that Einstein would be jealous of.
Also see fabulous
I went out last night and got totally Paul Wightmaned.
The chicks loved it - they all thought I was extraordinarily handsome with a really high IQ!
Paul Wightman by Treble Twenty February 2, 2010

Wightman 

A name only given to the end of the most wise, noble people. Most commonly put in from of the word CJ, it is used to show studlieness and muscle power. Any person who knows a Wightman should go find him and give him a hug, because most likely he has or will save your life sometime in the future.
Look that kid all the ladies are smelling, oh wait that's no a kid its CJ Wightman.
Wightman by CWIGHTMBOY November 7, 2011

Wightman 

Name of someone whom is seen as god like to both sex's, ie Girls and Women.n Someone everyone has great admiration for and respect.
I love Wightman
Wightman by David Carmichael June 23, 2003

Weightman Middle School 

A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.
Hmmm let’s look at Urban Dictionary for my school
Urban Dictionary: Weightman Middle School- A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.

Wightman 

A older gentleman who likes to wear a white leather thong. Some say he is a little kinky. Has a particular affection for one who has a likeness to the michelin man and the chuckle brothers. To me to you... He likes to use lamps.
He's such a Wightman
Wightman by prettycar1 May 16, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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