a school where every guy acts gay for each other. everybody’s a thot and thinks it cool to send nudes. some teachers are okay. others are completely bitches. even though we’re ass at sports, it’s better than john long.
A legendary figure who has been able to out party parties.
Someone who is extraordinarily handsome with great wit and an IQ that Einstein would be jealous of.
Also see fabulous
I went out last night and got totally Paul Wightmaned.
The chicks loved it - they all thought I was extraordinarily handsome with a really high IQ!
A name only given to the end of the most wise, noble people. Most commonly put in from of the word CJ, it is used to show studlieness and muscle power. Any person who knows a Wightman should go find him and give him a hug, because most likely he has or will save your life sometime in the future.
Look that kid all the ladies are smelling, oh wait that's no a kid its CJ Wightman.
A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.
Hmmm let’s look at Urban Dictionary for my school
Urban Dictionary: Weightman Middle School- A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.
A older gentleman who likes to wear a white leather thong. Some say he is a little kinky. Has a particular affection for one who has a likeness to the michelin man and the chuckle brothers. To me to you... He likes to use lamps.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.