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The guiding spirt, the worldly conscience, the reason for your existance. Without the Weese, we could not thrive, but without us, there would be no Weese at all.
Follow the Weese.

Just listen to your Weese. That's what I do.
Weese by mookymook August 23, 2006
Words you can keep
an unimaginably obnoxious, rare, humorous, obsessive, and crazy being
That Weese is one funny son of a bitch!
weese by Anjroo January 7, 2004
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Cool, awesome, good. It is a word describing something great. It is used in the south (Louisiana and Mississippi mostly). The term apparently stemmed from Mr. Weese who, in the 70's was a New Orleans bigshot.
Chris, he was pretty weese this weekend.
Weese by currecp December 22, 2010
This is a wug.
Now there are two of them!
There are two weese.
Weese by Put you are Name here October 25, 2020

chris weese 

a guy that says "das gwazy" a little too often
chris weese says some random memes.

for example:
"BEANS!"
"das gwazy"
"heheheh"
chris weese by ghouljam January 3, 2023

jeeze la weese 

Jeeze la weeze, why did you go and do that?
jeeze la weese by moriah/curtis August 1, 2005

tate weese

to melt cheese on a girls vagina and then spread peanut butter and continue to eat her out
i gave a tate weese to my teacher last night
tate weese by welitfamlitfamlitwe November 15, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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