weenie whacker

a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.
Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.
by Da ChampSJA April 01, 2007
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Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
by Anonymous Cactus May 12, 2012
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