weenie whacker

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a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.

Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.

weenie whacker by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

Words you can keep

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

wienie wacker

One that wacks wieners.

Dude stop touching me there you WIENIE WACKER or i will cock block you!

wienie wacker by Jules October 10, 2003

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.

Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?

Wienie wacker by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

Weeniewacker

A boring or dry person who usually stays home all day beating there dick

Jordan: hey Fernando let's go out to the club and find some bitches to bang.

Fernando: Nah man I don't feel like it imma just stay home

Jordan: Man whatever your a fucken weeniewacker

Weeniewacker by Supervatoperiado May 26, 2019

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026