Weed Monkey 

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.

Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*

Weed Monkey by FirePitProtox December 22, 2010

Weed Monkey 

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

Weed Monkey by Ryan Tucker January 19, 2007

Weed monkey 

(N.) A black person who happens to smoke weed.

Jamal is a weed monkey. He's been blazing that shit all day long.

Weed monkey by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2016

weed monkey 

A person who has no money.

Look at that weedmonkey, he probably can't buy a pack of gum

weed monkey by Chris Russell October 25, 2003

weed monkey 

An individual given to using marijuana on any occassion. An irrational prediliction toward weed smoking.

Hey you little weed monkey, have you stopped smoking so much weed yet? You seem to always want to smoke weed, you weed monkey.

weed monkey by Eric Robinson August 29, 2004

pussy money weed 

A direct quote from Lil' Wayne's song Pussy Money Weed. Young Weezy discusses what he loves the most in life - which is these three things.

"Oh yes I love her like pussy money weed, pussy money weed, pussy money weed."

pussy money weed by TheIntruderAlert August 30, 2011

pussy money weed and beer 

Tom Stein's favorite things

" Pussy money weed and beer are the best especially all at once like fucking the shit out some bitch while smoking a spliff while drinking a 40 of bud and having 100 100 clips

pussy money weed and beer by Tom stein is the man with the February 21, 2009