Weed Jew

1. noun: a person who is with weed like a jew is with money.

2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer

everyone seems to be a weed jew in these bad economic times

by nbk666 March 23, 2010

Weed Jew

someone who is stingy with the weed.

D: pass that spliff man
Jay: i just got it
D: what are you talkin about, ya been puffin on it for 15 minutes
Jay: nah man
D: you're such a weed jew

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

Weed Jew

A person who will take weed without hesitation, but refuses to relinquish any for anyone else.

Last night, Tom wouldn't give up any of his weed. Even though we smoked him up a shitload before, what a weed jew.

by Matthew Skinner November 17, 2005

weed jew

A person who thinks they are invited to smoke when they really aren't, usually follow you around when you smoke. Caution: might steal bowl and hit it when you aren't paying attention.

A Perfect Example Of A Weed Jew Is, Emily P.

by matty j December 20, 2008

Jew Weed

The best cannabis around, if you don't believe it, consult your rabbi!

Shalom my brother, where can I get that good good, that jew weed.

by Rabbi Gotfreid February 10, 2009

Weedjewness

When someone has weed but refuses to share the weatlth, they are a weedjew and displaying the trait of weedjewness

Lending me your pants would definitely make up for your weedjewness the other day.

by Crazy Weedy November 2, 2008

weedjew

Someone that when smoking with others fails to supply as much weed as his friends.Also this person will most likely be the member of the group that smokes the most.

Man, Joe didn't even bring a bowl tonight even though he smoked almost five.What a weedjew !!!

by John Ripsnatch January 15, 2006