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wearing dick 

A male going with out underware. Youth culture slang. In this term dick has a double meaning as dick is a slang term for getting "nothing" dirived from a slang business term for loosing in a transaction - "getting screwed" - I got dick from them. Dick also refers to the obvious - allowing your pennis dick to hang free.
I'm wearing dick today in school.
I was wearing dick when I met her.
I always wear dick when I skate.
wearing dick by Daawid March 12, 2005
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Wearing your dick on your sleeve 

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.

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Dick weaving 

The act of 3 or more men using their dicks to create a basket like weave with there dicks .
Saw 7 men dick weaving at the pride parade god that was gay
Dick weaving by 27 scaffolder November 28, 2018
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