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someone who is scared, cheap, dirty, a loser, trys too hard.. a weap is someone who is for lack of a better word a square. this person doesn't have friends, and if he/she thinks he/she does, they are probably the person in that group that everyone talks about behind their back. a person can be weap for any number of reasons and can be called so by another person if they do not meet up to the other persons standards of what cool is. weap can also be used amoungst friends as a funny word to joke around with like youre making fun of each other
look at the weap kid with five different colored polos on, try a little harder to fit in, maybe a little more hair gel would do the trick you weap.

hurry up you weapo cheapo, im not gonna wait all day
weap by cboy20 December 21, 2006
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a long time ago somebody said weap. Spelled weap. You obviously knew that it wasnt spelled weep by the way they said it. They came to the conclusion, that weap is a noun. A weap is a small homeless man wearing but one sock and underdrawers on his nose. I dont know how he does it... but he manages with the help of the good lord. Amen.
MAng, i saw that gat durn weap at the wal-mart.
weap by Samuel L. Jackson April 7, 2005
Weap: the whooshing metallic sound a bladed weapon is made when pulled from it's sheath or scabbard. The word is neither modern nor urban.
The weap of the sword when The Black Knight unsheathed it sent fear into the hearts' of his opponents
Weap by MerryB August 18, 2011
richest in com most successful and not a cuck, has so many files, eats chiken nuggets, listens to lone, izaya tiji, bleood. weap is a top boss, dont battle of the bands with him as itll end out bad..
weap is a real ass nigga and he runs com
weap by sbhaiwvvakakanandig July 18, 2025

Butt weap 

Sweating of the butt crack and butthole area
I had such major butt weap, I had to wipe my ass with a baby wipe.
Butt weap by Lilwhimpy June 1, 2018

Weapons are humanitarian aid. 

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.

heavy weapons guy 

and this is his weapon they weigh 150 kilos and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, it cost 400,000 dollars to fire that weapon for 12 seconds
i am heavy weapons guy,and this is my weapon
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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