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wavelengther 

One of those annoying creeps who pretends he is into all the same things as a girl to try and get into her dark place. They possess some sort on stealth powers as the girls can never see that they are being tricked. Dumbasses.
Fontaine: That sod Mark is wavelengthing my girlfriend when I'm at work, trying to get her to play a rusty trombone on him.That fucking wavelengther bastard chutney ferret.

Garfield: Meh, she's a porker anyway, let him have her.
wavelengther by stu-rob-billy-bob November 9, 2008
Words you can keep

on the same wavelength 

Being on the same wavelength is similar to the expression "We're totally on the same page" or "Great minds think alike" It means that you and the other person are similar in thinking at that very precise moment. Often this happens when you voice a thought and someone else says the exact same thing or something similar. It just means you had the same opinion on something about a certain topic, issue or whatever.
"That skirt is to die for. It would go so well with the heels I bought last Saturday"

"Was just thinking the exact same thing!"

"Haha, we're on the same wavelength I guess!"
on the same wavelength by Mewtew September 19, 2013

Vagina Wavelength 

Noun used to describe when you and your friend(s) are on your period and thinking the exact same thing, sometimes several times in succession.

It can also be used when not on one's menstruation, but that was not what the phrase was originally meant for.
Julia: OMG, Nancy, you know what we should do?

Nancy: Steal Bob's chocolate bar?!

Julia: Yes! We're, like, totally on the same vagina wavelength.
Vagina Wavelength by BriFee June 17, 2009

wavelength 

Used in the phrase "on the same wavelength", meaning that you are thinking the same thing / thinking alike.
You got the same answer? Good! We're on the same wavelength.
wavelength by Sneeshy November 16, 2004

Wavelength 

to say the same thing as your sister at the exact same time.
song comes on radio....
Lam & Kiks: OH MY GOD...I LOVE THIS SONG!
Lam looks at Kiks
Kiks looks at Lam
And that is wavelenghth wavelength wavelength
Wavelength by Kiks October 2, 2007

Dank Wavelength 

The term describing a subconscious act of sharing memes at unconventional times of day/night you and a friend experience at pure coincidence.
Croeh I got up to get a glass of water at 4 A. M., opened my chat window to send a meme. He was typing, just sent me one before I could!
Lupy: You guys are on the Dank Wavelength, bro!
Dank Wavelength by LoopyD October 19, 2017

wavelength 

The length of time it takes to figure out how the hell to use Google Wave.
Jack: How long was your wavelength?
Mack: One hundred million years. Give or take.
wavelength by TheSeanWilson November 3, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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