Wattsie

The act of defecating a urinal or sink. Usually earns great respect among men, but seems, strangely, to repel women.

"Dude! Someone took a shit in the urinal!!!"
"No way! Someone wattsied!?"

"How much would you give me to wattsie in this restraunt?"
"Sick! Why would I pay you to leave a turd in the sink?"

by C P H February 21, 2009

wattsie

a word to describe a boy/man who has intercourse with his father.

"did you hear about the increase in domestic troubles lately?"
"yes, it seems theres been a large amount of wattsies."

"that guy has problems."
"yeh, i hear he's a wattsie."

by Stu Scan February 9, 2009

Watties

description of impressive, perhaps awe inspiring breasts on a woman.

pair of breasts strole past
Tommy: WATTIES!

by NblockYork March 9, 2010

wattsene

Wattsene is a girl who usually has all brothers and is the youngest in the group, however she usually thinks she is the oldest and tries to dominate her older siblings. A combination of of Karen and Watt.

Wattsene, stop being a bitch, you not my moma!

by Wilsun Coyet January 12, 2017

Wattsed

(1) Getting negged at the local restaurant by having your order forgotten.
(2) Even though being a regular, there is a dislike by employees

Aww man, I hate going there, I always get wattsed and wait forever for my food.

by UNHKid August 25, 2003

Wattie

Wattie Buchan, singer for punk rock band the Exploited.

wattie is fucking punk as fuck

by max January 3, 2005

watties can

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...

Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."

by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009