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The act of defecating a urinal or sink. Usually earns great respect among men, but seems, strangely, to repel women.
"Dude! Someone took a shit in the urinal!!!"
"No way! Someone wattsied!?"

"How much would you give me to wattsie in this restraunt?"
"Sick! Why would I pay you to leave a turd in the sink?"
Wattsie by C P H February 21, 2009
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a word to describe a boy/man who has intercourse with his father.
"did you hear about the increase in domestic troubles lately?"
"yes, it seems theres been a large amount of wattsies."

"that guy has problems."
"yeh, i hear he's a wattsie."
wattsie by Stu Scan February 9, 2009
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description of impressive, perhaps awe inspiring breasts on a woman.
pair of breasts strole past
Tommy: WATTIES!
Watties by NblockYork March 9, 2010

wattsene 

Wattsene is a girl who usually has all brothers and is the youngest in the group, however she usually thinks she is the oldest and tries to dominate her older siblings. A combination of of Karen and Watt.
Wattsene, stop being a bitch, you not my moma!
wattsene by Wilsun Coyet January 12, 2017
(1) Getting negged at the local restaurant by having your order forgotten.
(2) Even though being a regular, there is a dislike by employees
Aww man, I hate going there, I always get wattsed and wait forever for my food.
Wattsed by UNHKid August 25, 2003
Wattie Buchan, singer for punk rock band the Exploited.
Wattie by max January 3, 2005

watties can 

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...
Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."
watties can by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009
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