watermelon student

A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.

That kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. He must be a watermelon student.

by twinkle twinkle Patrick star July 16, 2017