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Hell Water 

The type of shit that happens when you take laxatives. Fiery liquid spews from your anus at such rapid speeds your plumbing will be clogged until its over.
Bro, I've had the worst hell water this week. This is the first time I've left the toilet in 72 hours.

Hell's water fountain 

The act of pouring gasoline inside and around the anus. Then igniting it with a lighter whilst spewing out the gasoline.
"Dude, did you see Rick tried to do a "Hell's water fountain".

water balloon from hell 

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.
Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?

people in hell want ice water 

A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.
Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.

Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.

come hell or high water 

used in reference to getting something accomplished no matter how hard or unfavorable the circumstances are.
"I'm going to have $200 saved by the end of this month come hell or high water!"

and people in hell want ice water 

a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.