Water Monster 

the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun

Alex- what did u do last night?

Jack- water monstered this prostitute in wyoming.

Alex- YOUR A SICK MAN!

Christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
Laura- why?
Christi- Jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
Laura- what a jerk!
Christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that asshole myself

Water Monster by pinkdinosteez September 4, 2009

The Watery Shit Monster 

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

The Watery Shit Monster by bals642 October 24, 2009