water melons 

tits that look like water baloons

dude did you see her water melons

water melons by rescue110 January 4, 2009

Water them Melons 

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

Water them Melons by Mantalk November 4, 2012

Water my melons 

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

Water my melons by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

Watery melons 

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!

"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."

Watery melons by Brrrgalicious November 30, 2016

Water melon crawl 

When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..

Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.

Water melon crawl by Drunkinskater December 13, 2010

water melon 

The passion of a punk rock australian rice farmer and his friends- could be boobs could not

The australian rice farmer likes water melons

water melon by 5sosiguess January 16, 2014

Water melon 

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.

DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.

Water melon by kitkahtz April 2, 2009