washing hands 

To engage in sexual activity.

Me and that girl from across the street washed hands last night.

washing hands by Jake G. July 1, 2005

Washing hands 

Old people having sex

Are they still washing hands.

Washing hands by GreenLife23 April 27, 2010

washing hands 

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom

-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...

washing hands by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017

I'm washing my hands 

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.

Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.

I'm washing my hands by Felhamster October 13, 2009

Washing your hands after a shower 

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

Washing your hands after a shower by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Washing your hand

It's called washing your hands

1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked

2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands

3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice

4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off

5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands

There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo

Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner

Washing your hand by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

Midnight hand washing 

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

Midnight hand washing by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023