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Warlock Dock

When the foreskin of a uncircumsized penis, with a larger than normal circumfrance, stretches over another penis with a considerably smaller circumfrance; Most notably called a Dock. The end result is the foreskin of the larger penis drooping over the other penis like a Wizards sleeve.
Gandalf the Grey Warlock Docked Frodo Baggins while Samwise and Smeagol watched in astonishment.
Warlock Dock by The Big Dock February 27, 2009

Warlock Dick

A man's penis that has contracted and showing symptoms of HPV.
"Soooooo, I tested positive for HPV and now I have warlock dick."
Warlock Dick by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

Drug Warlock

A guy whose drug use, primarily psychedelics, compels him to wear top hats, ornate coats, tie-dye and silver jewelry.
My drug warlock buddy left for Seattle yesterday. Said he had a vision of the Copper River salmon in his depravation tank the other day.
Drug Warlock by MysticOgre May 28, 2013

Dark_Warlock 

A 14 year old as of 15th of December when this was written, his real b-day isn't known by this writer. Happy B-day 2 him at that time. He's a GFX prodigy but is probably not as good as Scribe, though then again, he could be better.

Is a german Nazi dictator wannabe and speaks 7 useless languages including Alaskan ???
(example of a Dark_Warlock talking)
______

Ichido kiri de owaru nara says:
يسيس Ффуауы

Translation: 'No one gives a fukcin shlt'
Dark_Warlock by KingDeDeDe December 15, 2004

dick warlock 

A fuck boy in his 20s that is very short has a huge penis and is very skilled in bed.
He is a trash human being fuck boy but u keep running back to him cuz he is a dick warlock.
dick warlock by Mysticgirl December 1, 2018

doing a warnock 

Leaving your current rented accomodation to go and live with cleaner,better people.
doing a warnock by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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