wardrab

"Plain Jane" duds.

I wanted to wear a bold flashy costume to da prom, but my snooty ultra-conservative parents made me dress in just a boring wardrab of plain shirt, pants, and shoes.

wardrab by QuacksO October 16, 2023

Narnia Wardrobe 

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.

After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.

Narnia Wardrobe by fornicatia December 9, 2009

wardrobe therapist 

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire

Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.

wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010

wardrobe malfunction 

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.

Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.

wardrobe malfunction by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004

Webcam Wardrobe 

The clothing you wear during a (usually work-related) webcam meeting. Since only the areas the camera sees is your upper body, many webcam correspondents choose not to bother wearing pants. This can lead to embarrassment if said correspondent stands up or accidentally moves the camera, putting their pantslessness on display.

The big long-distance meeting with the head of the NY branch was going pretty well until I stood up...I hadn't shaved my legs in a month and was wearing my webcam wardrobe, ratty old briefs with multiple stains.

Webcam Wardrobe by hana12343214 December 22, 2010

wardrobe malfunction 

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

wardrobe malfunction by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

Wardrobe Malfunction 

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

Wardrobe Malfunction by MB February 2, 2004