wapner 

A blad or trendy, mostly found in Newport. Called 'wapners' because they often greet each by saying "Wap'nin blad?" (meaning "what is happening, mate?")

When walking through town, goths are particulary prone to abuse from wapners

wapner by violenta August 10, 2003

Judge Wapner 

A Mushroom stamp variation where one walks up behind his wife who is watching TV, takes out his penis and thumps her on the head three times while shouting, "Court's in session... Order in the court!!!""

Extra style points awarded if you are wearing a black robe.

Because I hate watching Ghost Adventures, I snuck up on the wife and gave her the old Judge Wapner... she was not as amused as I.

Judge Wapner by Jester3380439 April 4, 2011

Judge Wapner 

Slang that expresses frustration with an event that reveals an extreme injustice.

Judge Wapner! He cheated on her while she was pregnant!

I studied the wrong chapter for the test. So Judge Wapner.

It's so Judge Wapner that you got away with that.

Judge Wapner by fuhrealz November 15, 2010

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016

Aaron Warner 

Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.

he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.

his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan

Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.

Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.

Aaron Warner by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019

warner chilcotting 

First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.

guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"

warner chilcotting by Harmonious One January 25, 2011

aaron warner 

aaron warner is the only real man ever to exist, every other man is a fraud

omg have u heard of aaron warner
no whos that
the only man to ever exist

aaron warner by wqrnettes August 18, 2021