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Judge Wapner
A Mushroom stamp variation where one walks up behind his wife who is watching TV, takes out his penis and thumps her on the head three times while shouting, "Court's in session... Order in the court!!!""
Extra style points awarded if you are wearing a black robe.
Extra style points awarded if you are wearing a black robe.
Because I hate watching Ghost Adventures, I snuck up on the wife and gave her the old Judge Wapner... she was not as amused as I.
Judge Wapner by Jester3380439 April 4, 2011
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Judge Wapner
Judge Wapner! He cheated on her while she was pregnant!
I studied the wrong chapter for the test. So Judge Wapner.
It's so Judge Wapner that you got away with that.
I studied the wrong chapter for the test. So Judge Wapner.
It's so Judge Wapner that you got away with that.
Judge Wapner by fuhrealz November 15, 2010
Time Warner Cable
Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016
Aaron Warner
Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.
he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.
his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.
his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.
Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.
Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.
Aaron Warner by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019
warner chilcotting
First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.
guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"
warner chilcotting by Harmonious One January 25, 2011
aaron warner
aaron warner by wqrnettes August 18, 2021
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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