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Wannabitch 

people who think they are cool but look like little wannabe bitches.. its a slang way of discrimanting another person.
(see a guy walking up town thinking hes the shit)
-Look at this little wannabitch !
Wannabitch by Jah Blackie April 6, 2011

wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.
wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

Wannabomber 

A failed terrorist. Coined after Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad.

The 'shoebomber' Richard Reid and the 'underwearbomber' Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab are also wannabombers.
"Did you hear about that carbomb in Times Square?"

"Was anyone hurt?"

"Nah, it was just another wannabomber."
Wannabomber by Laura-May May 8, 2010

Wannaboo 

Someone you want to be romantically involved with
Can't miss the party - my wannaboo is gonna be there!
Wannaboo by Sweet Bippy July 23, 2007

Wannabetarded 

A hot chick who tried to act retarded in order to get attention.
Teacher: So, just tear off a piece of the plant and put it under the microscope.

Hot Chick: Wait, what do we do again?

Teacher: Just put the plant under the microscope.

Hot Chick: That makes no sense. I don't understand what we're supposed to do.

Other Dude: *Rolls Eyes* uughhhh, she's wannabetarded, isn't she?

Wannaboomer

Somebody who's to young to be a boomer but nonetheless has that boomer attitude.
Person 1: OK Boomer
Person 2: You can't call Karen that, she's only 40.
Person 1: Oh she's a Wannaboomer.
Wannaboomer by irish sausage March 10, 2020