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Wannabitch 

people who think they are cool but look like little wannabe bitches.. its a slang way of discrimanting another person.
(see a guy walking up town thinking hes the shit)
-Look at this little wannabitch !
Wannabitch by Jah Blackie April 6, 2011

wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.
wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

Wannabomber 

A failed terrorist. Coined after Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad.

The 'shoebomber' Richard Reid and the 'underwearbomber' Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab are also wannabombers.
"Did you hear about that carbomb in Times Square?"

"Was anyone hurt?"

"Nah, it was just another wannabomber."
Wannabomber by Laura-May May 8, 2010

Wannaboo 

Someone you want to be romantically involved with
Can't miss the party - my wannaboo is gonna be there!
Wannaboo by Sweet Bippy July 23, 2007

Wannabetarded 

A hot chick who tried to act retarded in order to get attention.
Teacher: So, just tear off a piece of the plant and put it under the microscope.

Hot Chick: Wait, what do we do again?

Teacher: Just put the plant under the microscope.

Hot Chick: That makes no sense. I don't understand what we're supposed to do.

Other Dude: *Rolls Eyes* uughhhh, she's wannabetarded, isn't she?

Wannaboomer

Somebody who's to young to be a boomer but nonetheless has that boomer attitude.
Person 1: OK Boomer
Person 2: You can't call Karen that, she's only 40.
Person 1: Oh she's a Wannaboomer.
Wannaboomer by irish sausage March 10, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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