wanna-bi 

A wanna-bi is a straight person that has been convinced that is cooler and more attractive to appear bi-sexual. Many internet venues talk about how hawt bisexuals are, see My Immortal and other fanfics.

The wanna-bi will try to use the mannerisms of someone that prefers the same sex. However, if propositioned in person by someone of the same sex, the wanna-bi runs away.

The wanna-bi is trying to impress the opposite sex with a facade of unavailability. As long as the wanna-bi remembers they're supposed to be staring at someone else, they sometimes win.

I can't believe what a wanna-bi that little punk is! He wouldn't even go for a three-way!

wanna-bi by Tommy19 June 12, 2010

Wanna-bi 

A wanna-bi is a girl who is a wannabe bisexual. There are two different species of wanna-bis; The emo, and/or scene wanna-bis started the bisexuality "trend". Because emo boys look the same as emo girls, they make videos of themselves making out with each other and post it on the internet saying it is two emo males kissing. This of course, will make them popular, wich is a good theory as to how this started.

The second species of wanna-bi's are the "cutesy random" type. These are the types of girls who would normally say "LOL CHEEEZE I LIKE PIE XDDD". Sometime around early to mid 2009, they decided to start "dating" each other. They are too "random" to realize they are not attracted to girls at all, because as you can see, they obsess and fap to pics of a fictional character they find "smexy".

Look at those two attention whores, they say they're dating, but they never kiss or anything. What a bunch of wanna-bis!

Wanna-bi by Rinks September 7, 2009

wanna bi-Sexual 

1. When the member of one sex prefers members of the opposite sex but will engage in sexual acts with members of the same sex.

2. Closely related to Bi-Curious with the exception of the individual partakes in bisexual activities without coercion. the individual knows they are close to being Bisexual but will for the most part stick with partners of the opposite sex.

1. Even though she is sleeping with a girl tonight Sara isn't bisexual, she prefers her Man, she's a WANNA BI-SEXUAL.

2. Joe wants a 3 some, his girlfriend won't bring in another girl, luckily Joe is a WANNA BI-SEXUAL.

wanna bi-Sexual by NavconSounding August 14, 2011

wanna bieber 

A pathetic teenage boy who imitates Justin Bieber in the hope that they will be more likely to get girls. Usually has swishy hair and sings Justin songs to himself.

Have you seen Tom's new hairstyle? He is such a wanna bieber.

wanna bieber by waggawagga99 December 12, 2011

wanna-bieber 

Teenage guys who try desperately to look like Justin Bieber. Bieber wanna-be's; wanna-biebers.

Look at that guy's perfect windblown hair...what a wanna-bieber.

wanna-bieber by breezy-licious August 31, 2010

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk by The BrGr February 9, 2024

Wanna Ride Bikes 

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).

q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?

Wanna Ride Bikes by fish27 September 9, 2008