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wankyhead

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Wankyhead, the new upcoming virus even worse then gay! Be prepared to stay away from the boys because things might go downhill faster than EJ exposed SerpentAU!
Yo bruv, did you hear about Jack? I heard he got he turned into a wankyhead last Sunday!
wankyhead by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020

Wankypeas 

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A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.

While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.

It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"

"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
Wankypeas by Nielzor October 21, 2009

wankhead

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An insult you would use. Slightly humourous in tone.
Alan is a wankhead.
Look at that total wankhead over there!
wankhead by Sean Lloyd February 17, 2005

wanghead

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someone who is a jerk, asshole, or a dickhead

they're stupid and have no consideration for others

see also wang and head and dick
That wanghead stole my french fries!
wanghead by wangchung2nite November 15, 2006

bolbous wanghead 

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an idiotic annoying person who always needs to express his/her opinion.
A deformed dickhead.
1."Stephen never shuts up, he's such a bolbous wanghead".

2.Rachel jumped out of bed when she noticed Tom's bolbous wanghead.
bolbous wanghead by chris do February 4, 2007

"slice of wankbread" 

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Slice of wankbread: an uncommon though effective insult for example, "Sam you slice of wankbread". Similar to 'wanker' or 'wankstain'. Funny name for a person who is a knob.
"Sam you slice of wankbread" or "what are those slices of wankbreads doing over there" "slice of wankbread"

Wankhead

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Jakob Haraldsson
You're such a wankhead!!
Wankhead by BIGMANBOSS November 5, 2020
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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