wankyhead

Wankyhead, the new upcoming virus even worse then gay! Be prepared to stay away from the boys because things might go downhill faster than EJ exposed SerpentAU!

Yo bruv, did you hear about Jack? I heard he got he turned into a wankyhead last Sunday!

wankyhead by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020

Wankypeas 

A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.

While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.

It is considered a delicacy in Venice.

"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"

"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"

Wankypeas by Nielzor October 21, 2009

wankhead

An insult you would use. Slightly humourous in tone.

Alan is a wankhead.
Look at that total wankhead over there!

wankhead by Sean Lloyd February 17, 2005

wanghead

someone who is a jerk, asshole, or a dickhead

they're stupid and have no consideration for others

see also wang and head and dick

That wanghead stole my french fries!

wanghead by wangchung2nite November 15, 2006

bolbous wanghead 

an idiotic annoying person who always needs to express his/her opinion.
A deformed dickhead.

1."Stephen never shuts up, he's such a bolbous wanghead".

2.Rachel jumped out of bed when she noticed Tom's bolbous wanghead.

bolbous wanghead by chris do February 4, 2007

"slice of wankbread" 

Slice of wankbread: an uncommon though effective insult for example, "Sam you slice of wankbread". Similar to 'wanker' or 'wankstain'. Funny name for a person who is a knob.

"Sam you slice of wankbread" or "what are those slices of wankbreads doing over there" "slice of wankbread"

"slice of wankbread" by Toby W May 25, 2006

Wankhead

Jakob Haraldsson

You're such a wankhead!!

Wankhead by BIGMANBOSS November 5, 2020