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1. being sandwiched intentionally or unintentionally between two masturbating people

2. in the midst of a particularly long and arduous essay, placing on either side of a quotation 100 words of absolute tripe (or jizm)

3. a sandwich, the primary filling of which should be ejaculate (male or female)
1. i woke up in the tent last night, and Adam and Liv had me in a wankwich!

2. this is taking waaaay too long - time to wankwich this quote in!

3. you know what i am totally in the mood for? a big fat fucking wankwich. on rye.
by piratethomas February 02, 2009
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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