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wankleberry 

A form of masturbation involving berries, any berry would do;

StrawBERRY
RaspBERRY
BlueBERRY
Chuck BERRY
Rachel BERRY
"You are such a wankleberry"
"You see that guy there yeah, he is a right wankleberry, i mean, look at those berrys!"

F: What you doing with that picture
P: Nothing.
F: Are you looking at porn?
P: Erm... Yeah
F: Oooooh let me have a look! *snatches off*
P: NOOO!
F: Oh.., DUDE ?! You are SUCH a wankleberry *walks off*
wankleberry by rigalish December 16, 2010
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Wuckleberry Finnigans 

Aussie slang. A take on Wuckers that rolls off the tongue. Told in the stylings of Huckleberry Finn.
Friend: "Hey can you finish up this job for me?"
Me: "Yeah no Wuckleberry Finnigans"
Wuckleberry Finnigans by JODergy December 22, 2017

wankberry 

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.
I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.
wankberry by Chris Murrin January 1, 2009

Wingleberry 

Piece of foreign matter stuck to the public hair by the penis or vagina
Damn bitch had a Wingleberry that stuck to my cheek when I was eating her out!
Wingleberry by Cup0Cheese September 15, 2015

Dankleberry 

A very hot sexy person who is just simply incrediable
Dayyyyyum girl you're lookinnn dankleberry today

AnkleBerry 

When you grab your ankle and smash it into someones face, turning there face into a blue berry.
Wife Beater: *Smack*
Wife Beater: "Take that AnkleBerry Attack"
Wife: "Oh God my face is like a berry!"
AnkleBerry by Jandel February 10, 2014

winkleberry 

noun - the act of urinary excretion; peeing; doing number one. Can be either in the toilet, or anywhere else (ie: a wall)
Andrew: Steven, can you help me carry this TV up the stairs? I'm just about to drop it.

Steven: No, I'ma go winkleberry.

*Steven walks off. Andrew dies from rabid wolverine attack*
winkleberry by D*Mont September 7, 2005
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