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wanking pit

British army slang for a bed.
Get out of them fucking wanking pits!
wanking pit by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005
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wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on
Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit
wanking pit by mr smith March 8, 2005

Pittsburgh Walking Taco 

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!
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