a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on
Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit
by mr smith March 8, 2005
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Dad - "Fraser get out of that stinking wank pit, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"
by The Rellie October 26, 2007
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Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"

Son - "Later - OK?"
by The Rellie October 13, 2007
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No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!

You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!
by JPo74400 June 24, 2011
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